Couple of R00t B33r's

i had buttsex with this man using the rubber from the ballons on his assault rifle

it was mediocre

He’s at it Again

Gommer and more of his antics…

we got into a conversation about sonic and if his last name was “Hedgehog…”

i told him that it probably wasn’t but what difference does it make…this is where it gets weird.

Gommer: Yeah, but what if I wanted to have sex?

Lukas: What?

Gommer: Like, as Sonic

Lukas: You mean, like, playing as Sonic? Like roleplaying or something?

Gommer: Yeah .

Lukas: What are you talking about.

Gommer: :]

Lukas: So you want to be sonic during sex…

Gommer: Yeah…I would say stuff like, “You’re too slow!” and “I’m waiiiiiiiting….”

Lukas: : l

Gommer: :]

this is me, in the future…

or the past?

i did not have like 5 rootbeers today……and a mountain dew.

im not playing resident evil 5 with this as my soundtrack.

i am not methodically running through levels, shocked at the horror around me, breathing slowly, while the tune runs in the background of my mind and game and spins and spins and spins and FUCK MAGINI and holyshitwesker@!

this is the best day of my life

First Reflection

this was kind of an awkward conversation my friend had with a pet store owner…

Gommer: Hi, do you sell hedgehogs?

Pet Store Man: Uh, yes we have a couple -

Gommer: Oh, what could like kill a hedgehog?

Pet Store Man: What do you mean?

Gommer: Would blue dye, like, hurt it?

Pet Store Man: :/

Gommer: :]

Pet Store Man: We should totally make out right now.

Gommer: Yeah I agree

Pet Store Man: Wait, no, don’t do that . NO (shudders)

(Gommer just transformed into a frog) …(and ate the pet store man)

some of that didn’t actually happen.